Linguistics 100
George Bush/ Condoleeza Rice Card
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A humorous greeting card featuring George W. Bush and Condoleeza Rice.

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The text reads as follows:
Bush: condi, what's the name of the LEADER of CHINA?
Condi: HU.
Bush: You know, the CHINESE LEADER.
Condi: HU'S the Chinese leader.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condi: WHAT, Sir?
Bush: WHO'S the guy that runs CHINA?
Condi: That's right, HU's the guy that runs CHINA.
Bush: THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING YOU! Oh, forget it! Instead, tell me about the NORTH KOREAN LEADER.
Condi: IL?

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